Libcntpr and ntoskrnl.lib
Obscure each other
Who must be first?
-----Original Message-----
From: Bill McKenzie [mailto:xxxxx@bsquare.com]
Sent: Wednesday, April 10, 2002 3:58 PM
To: NT Developers Interest List
Subject: [ntdev] Re: Time for a break; I have something to
share: Some great haiku!Oh, I mean:
Drivers are a pain.
Should have attended law school.
Humor touches soul.
–
Bill McKenzie“Bill McKenzie” wrote in message
> news:xxxxx@ntdev…
> >
> > Simply beautiful
> >
> > –
> > Bill McKenzie
> >
> >
> >
> > “Jamey Kirby” wrote in message
> news:xxxxx@ntdev…
> > >
> > > In some areas of the world, Haiku poetry messages have
> replaced the
> > > impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft Error messages.
> > >
> > > Haiku poetry has strict construction rules. Each poem has only
> > > three lines, 17 syllables: five syllables in the first
> line, seven
> > > in the second, five in the third. Haikus are used to
> communicate a
> > > timeless message often achieving a wistful, yearning and powerful
> > > insight through extreme brevity-the essence of Zen:
> > >
> > > -----------------------------------------------
> > > Your file was so big.
> > > It might be very useful.
> > > But now it is gone.
> > > -----------------------------------------------
> > > The Web site you seek
> > > cannot be located,
> > > but Countless more exist.
> > > -----------------------------------------------
> > > Chaos reigns within.
> > > Reflect, repent, and reboot.
> > > Order shall return.
> > > -----------------------------------------------
> > > Program aborting:
> > > Close all that you have worked on.
> > > You ask far too much.
> > > ------------------------------------------------
> > > Windows NT crashed.
> > > I am the Blue Screen of Death.
> > > No one hears your screams.
> > > --------------------------------------------------
> > > Yesterday it worked.
> > > Today it is not working.
> > > Windows is like that.
> > > ---------------------------------------------------
> > > First snow, then silence.
> > > This thousand-dollar screen
> > > dies So beautifully.
> > > ---------------------------------------------------
> > > With searching comes loss
> > > And the presence of absence:
> > > “My Novel” not found.
> > > --------------------------------------------------
> > > The Tao that is seen
> > > Is not the true Tao
> > > until You bring fresh toner.
> > > --------------------------------------------------
> > > Stay the patient course.
> > > Of little worth is your ire.
> > > The network is down.
> > > -----------------------------------------------
> > > A crash reduces
> > > Your expensive computer
> > > To a simple stone.
> > > ---------------------------------------------------
> > > Three things are certain:
> > > Death, taxes and lost data.
> > > Guess which has occurred.
> > > ---------------------------------------------------
> > > You step in the stream,
> > > But the water has moved on.
> > > This page is not here.
> > > --------------------------------------------------
> > > Out of memory.
> > > We wish to hold the whole sky,
> > > But we never will.
> > > Having been erased,
> > > The document you’re seeking
> > > Must now be retyped.
> > > ---------------------------------------------------
> > > Serious error.
> > > All shortcuts have disappeared.
> > > Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
> > >
> > >
> > > Jamey Kirby
> > > StorageCraft, inc.
> > > xxxxx@storagecraft.com
> > > www.storagecraft.com
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
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